Saturday, November 29, 2008

Tear Down: Part One



After hours of wrenching, our hero mechanics have removed all non-essential parts from Glorious People's Race Car:Natasha. While we had initially planned to have parts
 available for sale this week, our plan is delayed while we watch our horrible capitalist neighbors greedily stuff their pig-bodies with food, and prepare to purchase inferior western goods.  




Monday, November 17, 2008

First Scheduled Wrench Session


On Monday, November 24, our hero mechanics will begin the initial tear-down of Glorious People's Race Car:Natasha. As part of our party's "Eight Month Plan," non-critical parts of Glorious People's Race Car:Natasha will be carefully removed and inventoried. Each part will then be sold using eBay. In accordance with LeMons rules, any funds generated from parts sales can be applied to our build.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Natasha Has Arrived!

Natasha has arrived!





Comrades Davin and Teargaskov have returned from their heroic journey to Toronto, Ontario. On the Great Hero Trailer of the Proletariat, they spirited Natasha from her prison in the only moderately socialist Canada.




Her captors were brutal, but they were bribed with American Dollars.



They were detained by the Americans at the US Boarder. The American Border Guards trembled in fear at the sight of so much glorious Soviet engineering. The Spirit of the Soviet worker was indeed strong. When the pigs told Comrades Reckow and Teargaskov that they would need to prove that the Lada met US DOT and DEQ standards, they made it clear that Natasha would do no such thing! After an hour of negotiating, and declaring some gloriously duty-free hootch, they were free.




Comrades Teargaskov & Davin will be awarded the ORDER OF VICTORY FOR TRAILERING