Natasha Has Arrived!
Natasha has arrived!
Comrades Davin and Teargaskov have returned from their heroic journey to Toronto, Ontario. On the Great Hero Trailer of the Proletariat, they spirited Natasha from her prison in the only moderately socialist Canada.
Her captors were brutal, but they were bribed with American Dollars.
They were detained by the Americans at the US Boarder. The American Border Guards trembled in fear at the sight of so much glorious Soviet engineering. The Spirit of the Soviet worker was indeed strong. When the pigs told Comrades Reckow and Teargaskov that they would need to prove that the Lada met US DOT and DEQ standards, they made it clear that Natasha would do no such thing! After an hour of negotiating, and declaring some gloriously duty-free hootch, they were free.
Comrades Teargaskov & Davin will be awarded the ORDER OF VICTORY FOR TRAILERING
posted by Vladimir Lenin at
11:35
2 Comments:
You embark on glorious endeavor and I cry tears of patriotism for you!
You have infiltrated America border with 4 wheels of gloryful soviet iron to open eyes of the population to the grave mistake of them never importing Lada car.
I be very proud of you and Comrade Davin. I give you my strongest pat on the back and wish you luck that all turn good.
"The American Border Guards trembled in fear at the sight of so much glorious Soviet engineering."
Tremble American capitalists!! If you don't come to Russia, Russia come to you!!
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